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Happy New Year!January 3rd, 2006 by Mike Keesey :: see related comic |
Jean Baptiste will be happy in his sarcophagus… Obviously Carney’s fitness is bigger than Darwin’s! (at least if he leaves a pretty group of small head-bitting Carnotaurus childs)
Oh man! This is an absolute disaster! Those creationist idiots will go crazy!
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Don’t worry, I can revive him. I’ll just recover his brain (Carney clearly hasn’t swallowed it and its not like he can chew, so that’s a good thing), make a clone of his head through the wonders of undifferentiated cells, and place his original brain in it (since you can’t clone knowledge… duh!), Put the new head back on, and now I ought to be able to revive him since I’ve kept his body alive.
He looks a bit younger also.
Behold! He has returned!
Uhh… Here is the proof that he has returned….
http://www.archosauria.org/pics/Darwin.gif
No, no, no—don’t you see? A Darwinian achieves immortality not through repair, but through replication. And not just genetic (although Chuck did quite well for himself there), but memetic as well (where he arguably did even better).
But do you think the creationists would understand that? They work through a “dead or alive” concept.
If we worried about what they would understand, we wouldn’t get very far….
Sad…but appropriate. Back to biting the heads off of non-cool people…
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